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Joke of the Day
"Farting in an elevator It's wrong on so many levels"
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"On your first day in the hospital kick the ass of the sickest motherfucker in there"
"I was having sex with my wife... and asked her how it felt. She grunted and groaned and said it felt like two. So, I reached down to investigate. The damn thing had done gone and doubled up on me."
"My family and I went to visit this new zoo that opened up recently but they only had a single canine there It was a shih tzu"
"The worst thing about parallel parking is witnesses."
"Remember, when someone calls you mean... just tell them that you prefer the term average."
"Wet T-shirt contestant asks former contest winner: Any pointers?"
"TIFU by getting on the normal bus instead of the dyslexic one Whoops, wrong bus."
"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"
"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"