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Joke of the Day
"Old zombies never die... they just rot away."
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"What does Happy Meal and a lonely girl have in common? They both come with a toy in the box."
"Cop: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""OH NO THIS COP HAS AMNESIA!!!"""
"Nothing freaks me out like when I'm ordering from a Chinese restaurant and I ask ""What kind of meat is that?"" and they answer ""yes"""
"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"
"Three Paddys"
"Louie C.K.'s Honda Civic joke at the Oscars Really struck Accord"
"I know Pluto isn't a planet you moron. Pluto's a dog."
"Why can't we see photons having sex? They do it in the super-position."
"Why would you throw a rock at a Mexican man riding a bike? Because it's probably your bike. Why would you throw a rock at a black man riding a bike? Because it's probably your black man."