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Joke of the Day
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir I'll get the fly spray !"
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"Sure, white people can't say the ""n word"" But at least we can say phases like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad."""
"The man who fell into an upholstery machine is now fully recovered."
"*draws sword* *erases sword because it sucks*"
"What did Aaron Hernandez lose when after he got cut by the Patriots His TE"
"Menstruation is no laughing matter Menstration is no launghing matter. Period."
"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"
"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"
"I'm watching my neighbor through the blinds, he's so creepy."
"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."