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Joke of the Day

"Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin? Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out."

"Help she is suffering from anal seizures? No she is just twerking."

"What did the creators of Good Burger call their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale"

"No matter how hard you push the envelope It still remains stationery"

"Abraham Lincoln is trending. Congrats to his social media team."

"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."

"What is Putin's favorite new ballot? Crimea River"

"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"

"TIFU by getting on the wrong submarine Oops, wrong sub."

"What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert? Propheteroles"