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Joke of the Day
"I have sex daily I mean dyslexia. Fuck."
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"I tried to give myself a sex change... but I couldn't really pull it off."
"The shortest distance between two points is over a cyclist. ~Australian drivers, apparently."
"Begin this thing doesn't or end Yoda's (lost) last words."
"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"
"When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai."
"There hasn't really been any natural disasters lately Even the mudslides have gone downhill."
"Plot twist: Everybody shoots Cupid with an arrow."
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
"My friends always say that I have narcissistic tendencies. I should get mad... ...but I love when they talk about me."