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Joke of the Day

"Plot twist: Everybody shoots Cupid with an arrow."

"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"

"Not saying you're shady but there is a family of squirrels gathered around your ankles."

"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."

"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"I could never be a detective. I can't even solve equations, let alone crimes."

"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."

"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? Artificial Intelligence."

"STAGES OF WORKING FROM HOME - Yay I get to work from home - It would be nice to talk to people - I hope that pigeon sits in the window today"