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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
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"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks"
"Wanna hear a joke about the OP that actually delivered?"
"""Hey mom, where could I buy some paperclips?"" ""Staples?"" ""No....Paperclips."""
"My friend Carlos got his car stolen. We just call him Los now."
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."
"I just devoured a six inch from Subway and I'm still not satisfied. I get it ladies. I get it."
"What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers? A roll model."
"So my ex-wife is a bird lover... she always wanted a black cockatoo"
"I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . . Porndora."