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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart? A knife."
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"What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!"
"""hey man pick 1 or 2"" ""im not picking one"" ""k, 2 it is!"""
"Wanna hear a joke about iron? I'd tell you but there's a Fe."
"When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing? When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver."
"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!"
"Chicken and an egg are lying in bed together Chicken looks at the egg and says ""Well that answered the question!"""
"If you don't have any feelings watching a kid cry, most likely it's your kid."
"When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately."
"I was watching a TV program on various Religious orders and how the use stringed instruments. I was appalled by the amount of sects and violins!"