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Joke of the Day
"Broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got a hint."
Next Joke
"In the US the best men of all are called ""bros."" In the UK, it's ""lads."" Either way, they're both thoughtful, selfless & fun to be around."
"I bet if a renaissance artist traveled through time to a modern museum, they'd be like: ""Uh-oh. Someone leaked my nudes."""
"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."
"What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting? Christopher Sitten"
"One way to handle social anxiety is to pretend you are a ghost & people are staring at you because they have a gift they never asked for"
"Stephen Hawking seems to be a very emotional person He is even moved by his chair"
"I hate being bipolar, it's great"
"How about I slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?"
"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"