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Joke of the Day

"There is no ""i"" in ""team,"" but there is a lot of ""alcohol"" in my ""fridge"" because I enjoy abusing my liver."

"[For HindI speakers] What is the loneliest fruit? A kela"

"Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks."

"When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side? In the Sith grade."

"""im a growing boy"" i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral"

"Diet plan: make friends fatter"

"How do you paint a wall with dead babies? It depends how hard you throw them."

"How to solve issues with life expectancy The doctor has given me four months to live. I shot the doctor, The judge gave me 20 years. Problem solved"

"I slept with the lights on last night because I missed the light switch with all 8 of the Nerf Darts I shot while lying in bed."

"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."