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Joke of the Day

"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do it's my ankle."

"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"

"Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years? I don't have 2020 vision."

"Knock knock. Who's there? Hakeem. Hakeem who? Hakeem in like a wrecking ball!!!"

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat? If they went forward they would fall into the boat."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey team? A hockey team takes a shower after three periods."

"I've had enough of this shit. I thought to myself as i sat on the toilet for 3 hours."

"How do you say 50 cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 MILLION DOLLARS!!!"

"Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow, I found my bagpipes for tonight."

"I started reading a book about anti-gravity... ...now I can't put it down."