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Joke of the Day

"No matter the medium, a well done burger joke is rare"

"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."

"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1"

"A schmooze.... ...what Sean Connery calls an afternoon nap"

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"A pirate with a steering wheel on his crotch walks into a bar The bartender says, ""You know you have a steering wheel attached to your crotch?"" And the pirate replies, ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""

"So the Mayor of London Boris Johnson has knocked a 10 year old boy to the ground... Then again... wouldn't be the first time a British MPs tackle has hurt an under aged child would it?"

"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."

"How do you get 4 gay guys to sit on 1 bar stool? Flip it upside down."

"Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me."