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Joke of the Day
"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."
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"You've gotta be careful talking to Steve Jobs because he'll say the word 'eyeballs' and really be referring to his custom-made Apple gonads."
"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."
"Ran into the apple store and used their bathroom .... iPeed"
"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"
"Whats a retarded person's favorite season? Autismn"
"A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar."
"I just ate a salad that was so bad, Nicolas Cage is starring in a movie about it."
"What monster flies his kite in a rain storm? Benjamin Frankenstein"
"What is the softest part of a wheel chair? The vegtable sitting in it"