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Joke of the Day

"What's the best part of being a necrophiliac? In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop."

"Can February march? No, But April May."

"I thought by this point in my life I would know what to do with my arms when I sleep, but nope, still confused."

"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."

"There's no b,c,d,f,g,h,j,k,l,n,o,p,q,r,s,u,v,w,x,y, or z in team either."

"What do you do if your video card driver keeps crashing? Take away it's drivers license."

"How do elves spell? With an elfabet."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor."

"What's the worst advice calculus can give you? Integral of e^x because that's Se^x dx and it's never a good idea to sex the ex!"