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Joke of the Day

"How many gears does a French battle tank have? Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear."

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"Two guys are walking down the street........ .....and come upon a dog, licking his balls. The first guy says to the second guy, ""I wish I could do that!"". The second guy says, ""That dog'll bite you!""."

"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."

"So two guys walks into a bar.. One of them says ""Ouch"""

"Why doesn't China have a phone directory? Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number."

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He went to court and was charged with battery."

"What do you call someone who specializes in trains? A trained professional"

"If you ever fart in public, just yell, ""Turbo power!"" and walk faster"

"If you had a choice between owning a dragon or world peace, what would you name your dragon?"