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Joke of the Day

"Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke? Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time."

"Why couldn't the mayonnaise kethup? Cuz he musturd."

"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."

"What is the difference between your wife and your job? 5 years later your job will still suck."

"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous, but... when I tap on the window late at night dressed as a clown, they scream and call the cops."

"I'm going to talk to my broker today about cashing in some of my stocks. And by that I mean, ""taking all my change to the coinstar machine"""

"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."

"My gay friend told me he's spending this 4/20 with his boyfriend. He said, ""After all, the Bible says 'Two men who lie together shall be stoned'."""

"We can put a man on the moon, but we can't stop internet porn from buffering every 20 seconds."

"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."