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Joke of the Day

"I think I could make a pretty decent living as one of those people in infomercials who have immense difficulty performing everyday tasks."

"Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks."

"Women get yeast infections So that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt."

"Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming."

"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."

"Ay gurl, are you a beaver. 'cause dam."

"Did you hear the story about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove."

"Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone so I can mindlessly check the same three apps 500 times a day."

"What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be? A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me."

"What is Chuck Liddell's favorite fruit? The Grapple..."