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Joke of the Day
"If comedy is tragedy plus time... The holocaust is the funniest thing ever."
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"Did you hear about that frog that broke a bone? Yea he broke a ribbet"
"Who are the most decent people in the hospital? The ultrasound people.!! lol"
"""Ugh, you're so obsessed with me."" Boss: ""I just asked why you're twenty minutes late?"""
"Here's how it is done Daniel Tosh I told a pregnant woman a joke about rape and she still got a kick out of it"
"I donated a kidney once but they turned it down when I couldn't answer where I got it from."
"What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence? ""I'm udderly ruined!"" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to"
"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"Ah, the great Rental Car Kabuki Dance: I turn down the coverage and prepaid gas, the clerk admonishes me for the folly of my ways."
"My mom told me not to kill the spider but to take it out... so I did, we had a few drinks, top lad he is..currently working as a web designer."