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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)"

"Which lake is named after the Cleveland Steamer? Titicaca"

"Why do Autonomous cars have steering wheels? You have to hold on to something, when the shit hits the fan. ;->"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game"

"Lost My Bitcoins Last Week been trying to track them down ever since."

"So it looks like Donald Trump does have a big dick, Especially when he holds it with those tiny hands."

"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."

"24 bugs in the code 24 bugs in the code... Take one down patch it all out... 78 bugs in the code..."

"I just shook the crumbs out of my keyboard and they spelled ""GAYLORD."" My haters grow more powerful everyday."

"Average jokes don't end how you think they... Median"