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Joke of the Day
"Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?"
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"I shot my first turkey today! But I scared the hell out of everyone in the meat section."
"If Bill O'Reilly and Barbara Walters got married what would they name the baby? Baba O'Reilly"
"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."
"Just heard they're investigating a slaughterhouse in California for animal cruelty. IT'S A SLAUGHTERHOUSE"
"The REAL reason Bin Laden was buried at sea: Maggots have standards."
"I have a class about water (filtration systems, how to give everyone clean water, etc) and my teacher loves jokes. Anyone have some good water related jokes?"
"Half way through the movie, I brought some popcorn downstairs for the kids & realized I rented the wrong Black Stallion DVD."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."
"What do you call a thick wire made of phone batteries? Likable"