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Joke of the Day

"How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. But I don't know how they got in there."

"What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in? A roundhouse."

"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"

"What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang? ""Get off Mu-lan!!!"""

"Why couldn't Adam stop Cain from killing his brother? Because he wasn't Abel."

"I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one."

"Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing."

"News has just come in that The Mars Rover has discovered a member of the feline species while exploring. Unfortunately, Curiosity killed the cat. Edit: this is /u/Onetap1's joke, credit goes to him"

"My husband's business is rather up-and-down - he makes yo-yos."

"What was Prince's greatest ""Hit?"" Purple Vein"