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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam You can't peanut butter your dick up someone's ass"

"how is an antivirus similar to porn? You don't have to pay for it."

"My GF lost 250 pounds. She dumped me."

"Which religion lets you eat as much pizza as you want without getting fat?"

"In a parallel universe, a zebra is walking around her contemporary decorated house, on top of a skinned blonde chick with big hoops rug."

"My doctor told me to get a lot of rest and fluids so I've been on a drunk rage in my bedroom since 1988."

"At school he used to enjoy streaking. On it's own, not a particularly interesting fact, until you consider he was at an ALL BOYS boarding school."

"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"

"For a ski team, these guys in the 7-11 sure have a lot of guns!"

"Making an analogy that references itself is like good word play. You don't do it anytime you want. You have to have a good reason to go metaphor."