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Joke of the Day
"What's long green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !"
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"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"
"Every day, hundreds of seals are clubbed to death by hunters. It's snow joke."
"A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump."
"""I'm not going to cosine this oppression in math class...."" Its my triggernometry class"
"The major difference between death and taxes is that Congress can't make death any worse than it is."
"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""
"Ever have a feeling like you've tasted that mustard before? That's called Dijon Vu."
"The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake."
"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"