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Joke of the Day
"What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door? Triforce"
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"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"
"Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!"
"I have submitted 10 jokes now trying to reach the front page... no pun in ten did."
"Q: What's small red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator."
"Girl, you should be a life gaurd You so salty, all you got to do is jump in...."
"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"
"I've been playing poker on Facebook. So far I've poked 113 women, but not a one of them have poked me back."
"What's a Russian's favorite snack? Chechen Nuggets"
"Two whales are swimming in the ocean. One whale opens his mouth and says ""BEEEEEOOOOOOUUUUUUUGAA BOOOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAEEEOOOOH"" The other whale turns to him and says ""Dude you are so drunk."""