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Joke of the Day

"Which musical instrument does Vladimir Putin know how to play best? The TRUMPet!"

"Why don't you ever see black people on cruises? They'll never be tricked into that one again..."

"There's lots of reasons to shave your pubic hair as a man... Because it was longer than my dick is apparently not as popular of a reason as I thought."

"I was going to smoke a joint with some Mexicans But when I asked if anyone had papers, they all ran off."

"A woman walks into a bar... ...and ruins the joke."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They had to wake him up..."

"Very offensive man on the loose with flint and steel Sparks outrage"

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"If my third grade teacher hasn't taught me that little rhyme about spelling.... I'd still be spelling cieling and nieghbor wrong."

"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."