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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down the street... The first one sees a Gay bar, turns to his friend, and says 'Hey, want to go in and get shit faced?'"

"Where do the elements go to church? At the Atomic Mass!!"

"What did 50cent say to his grandma when she gave him a knitted sweater for his birthday? G u knit!"

"What's with girls having weird names nowadays? I recently slept with a girl and after sex she was like ""I'm Fifteen"" I was like that's nice I'm Daniel."

"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."

"Light a fire for a man and he'll be warm for the night. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"Did you hear about the hungry clock? It went back four seconds."

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"Sometimes I really think about killing myself. I don't. But I *really* think about it."

"love i have been in love with the same woman for 17 years now....if my wife ever finds that out she will kill me!"