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Joke of the Day

"What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand? Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've ""triggered"" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)"

"What do they call Muhammad Ali on bean night? Gaseous Clay"

"Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? When she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat."

"The wife wants me to be a doctor in our sex role playing. So I guess I'll make her wait an hour, then send her to a specialist"

"What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France? Condom-Mints"

"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? Obi-Juan"

"My 2 year old wanted to race me home from daycare and I am TOTALLY winning. I don't even see her tricycle in my rear-view mirror."

"Why do Jews have big noses? Because the air is free."

"My family is getting worried about my consumption of deli meats, and I'm not sure what to do... They're trying to pressure me into quitting cold turkey!"

"What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? I can't Jelly my dick into you."