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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer can you tell me how to get to the Hospital? Officer: Just stand where you are!!!"

"Two fish are in a tank one turns to the other and says ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"It is WAY TOO EARLY for Christmas music. -people in the year 75 BC"

"How can you tell retarded kids form the art students? Retards don't wear Black."

"What do you call it when a red head gets a tooth infection? Gingervitus."

"I always try to tell myself that I don't actually hate people as much as I say I do...and then I go to the mall."

"Why can I never be a doctor? Because I don't have any patients"

"I spent most of my money on beer and women. The rest I just wasted."

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."