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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists don't change anything."

"What mythical creature is the most bloody? A hemogoblin!"

"""I'm not even going to dignify that with a response"", she responded."

"Math joke: Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"""Voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop."" -corduroys"

"Good times + Crazy friends = Amazing memories. "

"There's a thin line between word and world."

"New Knock-Knock joke? Child: Knock Knock Grandmother: Who's there? Child: [Insert Name] Grandmother: [Insert Name] who? Child: Oh no! You have Alzheimer's! Yes? No?"

"What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab"

"Just one look at any Smurf's balls and you can tell he's horny as hell."