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Joke of the Day
"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."
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"When babies cry at movies: I hate when people's baby start crying in movie theaters. Bruh I didn't pay $12.50 to hear a reminder of how weak your pull out game is."
"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"
"What scratches the window before it explodes? A baby in a microwave"
"Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fell out of a window"
"Why shouldn't you eat meat from pot smoking cows? Because the steaks are too high."
"What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen."
"I'd run way more miles a day if someone holding a bagel was running in front of me and someone holding a spider was chasing after me."
"So a navy man returns to his ship after a night in port. The next morning he's shocked to find everyone speaking Russian... Whoops, wrong sub."
"What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle? Khaki"