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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable? A crippled homo."
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"What do you call a lesbian toilet. Gai Waterhouse."
"How long is a Chinese name."
"What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room? (Zzzzip)"
"Based on the number of AVI pics taken in your cars, I'm guessing that quite a few of you girls are on the run"
"I heard the funniest joke... But the Fine Bros copyrighted it."
"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"a man walked into a bar nd he asked for a drink of whiskey and da barman sed, ""do u want whiskey or whisky?"" nd da man sed, ""i dont hear da diffrence!!!!"""
"NURSE: do you have any allergies ME: burnt bread NURSE: you're allergic to burnt bread? ME: yes I'm black toast intolerant"
"I never text and drive bc that would imply that I actually go places."