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Joke of the Day

"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""

"Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off"

"Animal Mathematics If a Man is in bed with 2 Women, how many Animals are there in the bed? Answer = 14 How ? 3 Asses + 6 Calves + 2 Pussies + 2 Chicks + 1 Cock"

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one leg and drag it across Canada."

"Web Designer: ""Making my shit responsive, is a pain in the ass"" friend who is a web designer dropped that ""gem""."

"An exhibitionist is discussing retirement with his wife. But after talking it out he decides, ""Actually, I think I'll stick it out one more year."""

"'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"Today i convinced my brother for a full minute that the Beatles wrote ""blackbird"" about Batman"

"Every time I drink German beer I wake up with a really bad Hannover."

"Why are rabbits like calculators? They both multiply a lot."