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Joke of the Day

"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""

"What do engineers use for birth control? Personality."

"Sex is kinda like pizza... It tastes better without rubber."

"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."

"My friend was dating a communist He should have noticed earlier; there were a lot of red flags."

"Dicaprio finally won an Oscar!!! Sorry wrong sub..."

"The length of your iPhone cord, plus one inch, is how far away the outlet is from the hotel bedside table."

"After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo."

"Why is it tough to make it as a pornstar? Because the competition is stiff."

"[speed dating] her: I really want to have a child some day. What about you? me: define ""child"""