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Joke of the Day

"Every time I see the headline 'tragedy on film set' I think oh god m knight shymalan is making another goddamn movie"

"What is the frequency of a broken tailbone? My butt Hz."

"Baby detective: These stab wounds here, they- *coroner covers the body with a sheet* Baby: OH MY GOD. THE BODY! ITS GONE! WHERE DID IT GO"

"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"""Scored 4, 10 year ago"" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day."

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"What does the Saudi executioner say every time he takes a head? [removed]"

"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."

"COP: put ur hands in the air ME: ok C: now flip them over M: k? C: now cross them M: what C: put them behind ur head M: why- C: hey macarena"