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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I missed your call. I was peeing and had both hands full."
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"[Taken 26] Abductor: I have your great granddaughter LIAM NEESON: I literally died 12 years ago"
"Facebook is pretty much the Wal-Mart of the internet."
"i once told my girlfriend there was something between me and Taylor swift blank space"
"Lincoln and Twilight opening the same weekend? Once again, Abe gets killed in a theater, and he's already fought vampires once this year."
"What do you call a gay Asian guy? Rice-a-Roni"
"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."
"An American & Mexican are talking. American: ""Your Government needs to spy on your people, man. You guys have a drug problem."" Mexican: ""What drug problem? We get drugs pretty easily!"""
"At the Airport Customs: Where is your passport Me: *hands credit card* Customs: You can't bribe me Me: It's my visa"
"Everyone is panicking about the stock markets.... But the 31 foot mexican ladder company I invested in is surging."