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Joke of the Day

"Why does the CPU never get any work done? Because it gets interrupted constantly."

"I wish there was some way to tell if someone was an idiot or not. But we can't have everything we wish for. -Send from my iphone"

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"90% of my friends have hemorrhoids. The other 10% are perfect ass holes."

"France is a shitty country... Even the Nice parts are rundown."

"Sometimes, when I think about books I touch my shelf"

"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."

"What's the best thing about having Parkinson's? Never having to buy another electric toothbrush."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"

"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"