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Joke of the Day
"The technology behind whiteboards is remarkable."
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"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin get in the Bat mobile."
"Anal with my girlfriend made my whole day But it made her whole week."
"What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !"
"A man walks into a bar and says ow"
"Heard about the news the acientist allover the world have been talking about? There amazed how there are only 7 planets left after i destroyed URANUS."
"Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him."
"Did you hear about the Lord Of The Rings and Taxi Driver fanatic who had a bit of a stutter? He said to his friend, ""Jay, R, R you Tolkein to me?"""
"Why are black man's palms white? Because they are always leaning against cop cars."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day. --My amazing girlfriend told me this one"