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Joke of the Day

"16yo [talking w friend]: fam that's lit af, tell bae and the squad that it's on fleek PARENT: *calls 911* i think my kid's having a seizure"

"What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano? A minor."

"This Joke Won't Get This Upvotes"

"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""

"There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business."

"Why was the letter ""Z"" lucky it was not Jewish? Because all the other letters were NOT Zs!"

"A new thought from Anton Belvedere Q: What did I say to Queen Amidala on Mardis Gras? A: Show me your Naboobs!"

"I've heard seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor, it's gonna benign."

"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"

"Marriage is an institution. So is the mental hospital."