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Joke of the Day

"My handicapped girlfriend claimed she could arouse me at any moment but it's hard when she can't move an inch"

"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"

"Woman without curves is like a road without bends.... You may get to your destination quicker, but the ride is boring as hell."

"What time are you supposed to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!"

"The Republicans told us that if we let the gays marry, soon people'd be marring horses! I'm still waiting. :("

"There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up."

"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."

"There is a house on my street that I can't stop staring at. It's front door is especially entrancing."

"If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates."

"Hear about the porno in a hot air baloon? It was fucked up."