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Joke of the Day
"Inspecting mirrors Is a job I could really see myself doing it"
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"Knock knock Who's there? A door salesman."
"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"
"A teacher asks her student Teacher: What does a Bee gives us? Student: Honey Teacher: What does a cow gives us? Student: Milk Teacher: What does a fat pig gives us? Student: Homework"
"Wondering why we have 50 candidates for Miss America, but only 2 for president. Also, why no swimsuit competition?"
"If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes."
"""Commissioner, we've found 20 kilograms of cocaine."" ""10 kilograms you say?"" ""Yeah, 5 kilograms"""
"Why is 2 Phosphorus Oxygen Carbon the greatest rapper from the elements? 2POC"
"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."
"Why did the farmer cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."