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Joke of the Day
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
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"My girlfriend is a pornstar She is going to be very pissed when she finds out."
"When I was a kid I put paper in an oven to get it to burn... ...but the knob only went up to 450 degrees Fahrenheit."
"What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School? Doctor"
"I asked a welsh man how many sexual partners he has had so he started counting, and fell asleep."
"There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps."
"A barber, a hairdresser, and bigfoot walk into a bar... You know what...I'm gonna shave this joke for another time."
"Photon A photon checks into a hotel. The front desk man asks if he has any luggage. The photon replies ""No, I'm travelling light."""
"""This tweet isn't funny yet. Welp, better remove all the commas and capital letters! Ah, PERFECTION!"" --me"
"My dad's reasoning for wearing sandals to Church Jesus wore sandals too."