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Joke of the Day
"I fractured my tailbone this morning. I guess you could say I was pretty butthurt."
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"So I was eating some Middle Eastern food... ...but then my fala fell"
"Someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard."
"What do politics and orgies have in common? A bunch of dicks and cunts trying to screw each other."
"Yo momma's pussay is like the white house: No bush, and there's a black guy in there now."
"It drives me fucking crazy when people post questions on Facebook that could easily be answered with a basic google search."
"How do computers measure pain? Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)"
"Starting a blog that's just reviews of the food I steal out of the fridge at work."
"Well, Palm Sunday was a lot more fun than 'closed-fist Monday'"
"my ex-wife still misses me but her aim is getting better!! joaje"