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Joke of the Day

"My Grandfather I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Are you sure you're holding the fucking ladder?"""

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"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"
"Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back"
"Accidentally got in the 10 items or less line with 11 items again, so I made two separate transactions so I wouldn't piss anyone off."
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"What's the difference between Walk of Life and Washington state? One's by Dire Straits, the other's by dryer states. ^badump ^tssss"
"Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. *(I'm sorry)*"