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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why a bicycle can't stand alone? It's two tired."
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"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"How do you keep a homosexual in suspense... ...ill tell you later."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? He only comes once a year and it's down a chimney."
"What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard? a new last name"
"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"
"Below is an email that I sent to a certain presidential candidate a few months back: [deleted]"
"Just broke my record for distance of ejaculation. I've cum a long way."
"Whats the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the south? Nothing, because either way, someone is losing their trailer."
"I'm sitting here watching this married couple argue in this restaurant. Then their 8 year old says ""oh great, dinner and a show."" Priceless."