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Joke of the Day

"What's Bill Corby's favorite type of Jello? Grape. The ""G"" is silent. Just like his lovers. Edit: I can't edit the title, I suck at spelling -_- (and proofing)"

"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."

"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"

"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."

"What does the sign say on an out-of-business brothel? Beat it, we're closed."

"What's a Jewish pedophiles favorite pick up line? Hey kid, ya wanna buy some candy?"

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick up your arse"

"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."

"An e-mail confirming you've unsubscribed from a mailing list is a fun way of saying you're not having the last word in THIS argument, pal."

"What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon? Kermit's finger."