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Joke of the Day
"What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up? Hushpuppies."
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"This: sentence: is: sick: it has :cancer."
"What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts? Neosporin."
"What do you call a lying rooster? A cock you wouldn't believe!"
"Two guys walk into a bar You would think the second one would've ducked..."
"How did Hitler masturbate? Fureriously."
"When I first met my boyfriend, he told me he shared something in common with the KKK... He was right, that man is a wizard under the sheets."
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"""All men are the same."" Said a chineese woman as she lost her husband in a crowd."
"I want to congratulate you on learning the definition of abundance. ""Thank you. It means a lot."""