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Joke of the Day

"What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up? Hushpuppies."

"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."

"How long does it take for a Jew to get 100 meters far? It depends on the wind strength."

"Today i thought i saw a new color... but it turned out to just be a pigment of my imagination"

"I call my email my ""memail"" because it's filled with personal mails just for me. Here's a heartfelt letter from the Gap. Right in my memail."

"What makes a fencing joke extra funny? When it is a riposte"

"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Ya know who's probably more bummed out than any of us? Bums."

"Why do Women rub their eyes when they wake up? (NSFW) A: They don't have balls to scratch!!"

"What does a british man say when he's about to climax? I'm arriving"