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Joke of the Day
"i told my cat i was gonna teach him to speak English ... he looked at me & said ""Me? how?"""
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"Little on the nose that the Pope's riding around in a Fiat, isn't it? But then, I guess we know he's into that Fiat luxe."
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
"I hate it when I'm watching porn and suddenly there's a man's butthole right in my face. And I'm like ""go away, dad. I'm watching porn."""
"Global warming can reduce terrorism because the isis melting."
"the average american eats 8 spidres in their sleep evrey year, but the exceptional american strives to eat at least 20"
"There's no recipe in this world that raisins can't ruin."
"What did the zoo employee say to the big cat? ""Why you always lion?"""