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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."
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"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."
"My spirit animal is a dolphin because I use sonar to make sure I'm peeing in the toilet every night."
"Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!"
"I watch Amateur BDSM for the same reason people watch NASCAR the accidents."
"I don't need pepper spray to stop a mugger, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Burton ! Burton who ? Burton in the hand is worth two in the bush !"
"What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse? They both came in a little behind."
"What is the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield? Its asshole."
"English teachers' favorite knock-knock joke Knock-knock Who's there? To To who? *To whom*"