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Joke of the Day
"What's the Al-Qaeda's favourite sports team? The New York Jets ( )"
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"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."
"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"Why do Cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose"
"Why do sandwiches never have kids? Because they always turn out in-bread."
"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."
"I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future"
"""Oh, not much, just grooming my magnificent, powerful wings, you?"" -Pegasus every time a normal horse calls him"
"Charm me with your beauty and intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."