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Joke of the Day
"*interrogating a baby* ""Any first words?"""
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"There's no ""u"" in awesome... But there's always ""me""."
"What do you get when you cross sriracha, Little Caesars, and a donkey? A hot pizza ass! Like... like a hot... piece of... you get it."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."
"While we still don't know the motivations or the thought process behind the Boston Bombings I think it's safe to say that the perpetrators are racists."
"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"
"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"
"The one good thing about Hurricane Patricia Clean Drinking water falling from the sky for Mexico!!"
"A drum solo but on your face."
"The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me."