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Joke of the Day
"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."
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"Girl: What do you like to do in your free time? Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really? I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know."
"Why did the chicken... ...cross the Mobius strip?"
"How does a racist laugh? He sniggers."
"I went to the zoo today, and the only animal it had was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."
"4 stages of life 1. You believe in Santa 2. You don t believe in Santa 3. You are Santa 4. You look like Santa"
"What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases? An innertube."
"I couldn't imagine my parents having sex So last night I hid in their closet and watched"
"If you give a man a fish he will eat for a day but... if you teach a kid how to make pop tarts your job as a parent is pretty much done"
"(sheepishly putting my arm around pitbull) so is there a mrs worldwide"