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Joke of the Day
"Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity."
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"Eat, Pray, Love was such a boring movie, I watched it on a plane and people still walked out."
"To my future wife: When I die I want you to mix my ashes in a bowl of chilli from wendi's, then eat it. Just so I can tear that ass up one more time."
"People just said ""go to the gym"" they never mentioned that you have to actually do things when you get there I've been doing this so wrong."
"It should be socially acceptable to end any boring conversation by shouting ""UNSUBSCRIBE!"""
"[God creating pufferfish] How about a terrifying balloon"
"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"
"Children are our greatest natural resource. I pray it doesn't come to that. --heard it on the radio, can't remember the comedian's name."
"Why is the bride always sad on her wedding day? Because she doesn't get to marry the best man."