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Joke of the Day
"Very dirty joke [NSFW] A pig falls in the mud."
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"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""
"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."
"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."
"Went to see a psychic without an appointment and he wasn't expecting me ?"
"If a Facebook video says ""you won't believe what happens next"" then I replace ""believe"" with ""care"""
"What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !"
"Hey geese crossing the road, u can fly."
"I met a girl at a club last night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds."
"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."